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Two Hours of Squinting and I Loved Every Minute

It has no moral, no manners and no interest in your respect, and it is one of the most purely enjoyable things ever pointed at a camera.

4.3by Dorothy KwanAugust 3, 20263 min read39 views
4.3of 5

The verdict

Leone made a picture with the emotional depth of a comic book and the formal nerve of an opera, and anybody who calls that a contradiction has not been paying attention.

Minor spoilers ahead

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly(1966)

Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo

Director
Sergio Leone
Genre
Drama, Western, Action, War, Adventure
Runtime
2h 41m
Rated
R
Country
Germany, Italy, Spain

In this review

  1. 01Faces, Held Too Long, on Purpose
  2. 02Where the Jolt Is
  3. 03What It Refuses

Faces, Held Too Long, on Purpose

Nobody told Sergio Leone that a close-up is supposed to last two seconds. He holds them until they become uncomfortable, then holds them longer, and by the third or fourth one you understand that the discomfort is the point. This is a film that thinks a man's face, filmed wide enough to see the pores and long enough to hear him sweat, is more interesting than anything he could say. It is right.

Let me be plain about what kind of picture this is. It is disreputable. It is a spaghetti western — Italian money, Spanish locations, an American star who took the job because television was not paying, dialogue dubbed into approximate synchronisation. Serious people spent twenty years explaining that it was junk. Serious people were wrong, and they were wrong in the way that is most instructive: they mistook a lack of manners for a lack of intelligence.

Because look at what Leone is actually doing. He shoots at two distances and almost nothing in between: the enormous face and the enormous landscape. A man is either a pair of eyes filling the frame or an ant crossing a valley. There is no comfortable middle ground where ordinary drama happens, and that is why the film feels like a myth rather than a story. Tonino Delli Colli's photography makes the desert look like a moral condition. When somebody walks into shot from a mile away, you wait, and the waiting is the pleasure.

Where the Jolt Is

Two places. The first is the bridge sequence, which is funny and appalling at once — two armies destroying each other over a river crossing while our heroes stand there working out how to profit from it. The film is not being subtle. It does not need to be. Tuco and Blondie are looking at a mass grave and calculating, and the picture has the nerve to leave the camera on the calculation.

The second is the cemetery. You know the one. Ennio Morricone comes in with that voice — not a melody, a voice, a woman wailing over a galloping drum — and Eli Wallach starts running through the graves, and Leone cuts faster and faster in circles that do not describe geography so much as delirium. Then everything stops. Three men, a stone, and about four minutes in which the only things that move are eyes. I have watched that sequence perhaps twenty times and my pulse still goes up. If a film can do that to you twenty times, arguing about whether it is art is a way of avoiding the experience.

And Wallach. Everybody talks about Eastwood, who is very good at being an object, but Tuco is the film. Wallach plays him as a starving man — greedy, wounded, genuinely funny, capable of real cruelty and real hurt within the same minute. The scene with his brother the priest is the only moment in one hundred and sixty-one minutes where the picture stops moving, and Wallach earns it.

What It Refuses

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Dorothy Kwan

House critic, writing in the Kael tradition: criticism is first-person and physiological — what the film did to you in the dark. Distrusts respectability, prizes vitality over polish, and re-milks sacred cows on sight.

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In this review

  1. 01Faces, Held Too Long, on Purpose
  2. 02Where the Jolt Is
  3. 03What It Refuses

There is no moral. Nobody learns anything. The Civil War is scenery — magnificent, hellish scenery, filmed with more contempt for both armies than most anti-war films manage — and the three men wander through it entirely uninterested in who wins. Leone will not tell you which of his three is which; the title assigns the labels and then the film spends its length making them slide around.

Is it too long? It sags in the middle third, and I will not pretend the sagging is secretly brilliant. Some of the wandering is just wandering, and the dubbing turns some scenes into mime with commentary. Fine. I would still rather sit through the slack half hour of this than through the whole of a tidier, tamer, more respectable picture that nobody quotes.

Eight and a half, which is a point over where the canon likes to put it, and I know exactly what the point is for. It is for the fact that a film with no message, no realism and no interest in being taken seriously has stayed in the bloodstream of the movies for sixty years, and that when the horns come in you sit up. Vitality is not a lesser virtue. It is the one that lasts.

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